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Unlike Joe, the debate seems to be raging. Yes, Biden and Trump are actually preparing to stand on the same stage and debate each other again.
Joe tells us about it in a 13-second video that contains more wounds than a brooding goth’s wrist.
President Biden: Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020…and he has never shown up to a debate since then…and now he’s acting like he wants to debate me again…well wish me a happy day, Friends…I might even do it twice. So let’s pick a date, Donald – I hear you’re free on Wednesday.
Jen Psaki thinks Biden-Trump debate could fail: ‘I’m still skeptical’
“make me happy”? The only thing that makes Joe happy is finishing the ap*** in 20 minutes. Ridiculously, the Biden campaign claims he doesn’t mince words.
Michael Taylor/Biden-Harris Campaign: Look, the president himself doesn’t mince words, right? He said he defeated Donald Trump twice in 2020. The president is happy to debate. He was happy to do it twice.
“No beating around the bush”? In that video, they were literally minced. Words were shorter than the sliced steamed banana Dr. Gill fed him every morning. But hey, who needs the ability to form sentences in a debate, right? Especially since there’s no teleprompter telling him when to pause, repeat the word, or stop shitting his pants.
Say what you want about Trump, but he has no problem speaking. Stormy Daniels says he’s the only one who gives her sore ears. But for Biden, they need to be sliced and diced. In fact, we’ve got the original version of the video…
There’s something in the water in Forks. Regardless, for those of us without dementia, Joe’s sudden request for a debate was a big surprise because earlier, the Biden campaign had completely dismissed the idea.
“I don’t argue with criminals,” he said hoarsely. The last time I saw a 180 like this, Brian Stelter forgot about half his order at the Burger King drive-thru.
CNN’s Jake Tapper calls Trump’s presidency a ‘nightmare’ and is being used to de-escalate presidential debates
So why do they change their mind when they replace all of Joe’s organs instead of once a month? Our friend Vivek thinks it’s a trap: “Pay close attention to the details of how it all comes together. You don’t see sudden 180s like this very often, unless there’s more to the story.”
Well, if this sounds a little paranoid, wait until I tell you how Kennedy killed Lee Harvey Oswald. Biden also asked for no audience – no audience, which is, of course, something Joe is used to.
Often, when he was in a room with more than three people, he would be on a gurney and the nurse would scream, “Don’t walk into the light!”
But I guess viewers are banned because there’s nothing scarier than a presidential candidate who resonates with the people. However, our old friend Chris Wallace thinks it’s a good idea because you guys are so annoying.
Chris Wallace/CNN: I always find the audience a pain in the ass. You know, some people are going to say, “Well, that’s going to hurt Trump because he’s performing to the crowd…” I think that’s exaggerated – it gives any one of them an advantage. I don’t think any of them were really paying attention to it, and I think it removed unnecessary distractions.
Trump accepts Biden’s offer to debate him in June and September
Okay, so viewers run the risk of being distracted — something Chris never had to worry about at CNN+. His audience included studio photographers and the ghost of his disappointed father. sorry. Of course, if Trump made this request, he would be accused of suppressing the will of the people, democracy and free speech.
Of course, Biden’s other request: no Robert F. Kennedy Jr. After the allotted time, the candidate’s microphone must be muted. This way, Joe can fart as he pleases. Of course, they wanted to minimize the damage to Joe. I’m surprised they didn’t add “nor candidates”.
However, the media was cool with it, especially since Joe got to choose his teammates, also known as hosts: Jake Tapper and Dana Bash. Tapper and Bash – Sounds like a bad British breakfast, or a version of Cagney & Lacey with less testosterone. These are two fair journalists.
Jake Tapper – November 2020: The Trump presidency is coming to an end… and for tens of millions of our fellow Americans, their long national nightmare is over.
Dana Carnival – January 2024: Insults, name-calling and outright lies: That’s what we heard from Donald Trump in Iowa this weekend.
Tapping Machine – December 19, 2023: Adolf Hitler’s dehumanizing rhetoric is alive again…this time, brought to life by former President and current Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.
BASH – November 2020: While he was speaking, I tried to contact some senior Republicans to ask when intervention would happen… This is not only dangerous, it’s ridiculous.
Tupper – January. 15th 2024: Underneath my voice you can hear him repeating his anti-immigration rhetoric.
Here are all the restrictions the Biden team is asking for in Trump’s debate proposal
Wow. Talk about fairness. They will be as objective as Chris Christie at a lard tasting. Meanwhile, some media outlets seemed to have known Biden was eager for a debate almost immediately after his video was released.
Politico detailed their thoughts on the debates: “Senior advisers believe they can’t skip these debates because the reelection campaign has positioned itself as a pusher for democracy and transparency…Furthermore, it would fuel an agenda that Biden doesn’t support.” speech.
So how did Politico know this in advance? I think Vivek is right. Solutions are already in place because Biden is losing. Court cases don’t work. Every time Trump appears in court, his approval ratings rise. Love him or hate him, he has something that attracts audiences.
Some people have it, some people don’t.
But maybe there are other tricks in the works. Maybe there will be a new big scam that makes Joe quit on the grounds of “we can’t argue with this guy.” Perhaps, this belief might give him the excuse “We can’t argue with felons.”
The stage, therefore, was not set for debate—it was set for something else. If this were a fair fight, Biden’s Pampers would be shaking. Look, they’re already interfering with the election right in front of us with these court cases. Imagine what they are doing behind our backs without being polite. You are a pervert!
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So don’t hold your breath expecting a fair fight. This is not part of the Democratic playbook. That stage could be a trapdoor for Trump, or something far worse for you and me.
