I admit the question “how much glue to add to pizza” is an unusual one, but considering the recent uproar surrounding glue-on pizza, it’s not that unusual. As Colin McMillen discovered on Bluesky, if you ask Google how much glue to add to your pizza, the correct answer is – none! – didn’t show up. Instead, it quotes our girl Katie recommending that you add an eighth of a cup. oops!
You might be wondering if this is a fake screenshot. I also want to know. but edge Confirm this by executing our own query:
Guys, just phenomenal stuff here. Whenever people like me report problems with Google’s AI, we train the AI Wrong person.
We people, ahem, a certain age One will remember the “Google bombing” phenomenon; the classic example is the use of the term “miserable failure” and its association with George W. Bush. If you do this often enough, the result is that a Google search for “miserable failure” leads back to George W. Bush. Google figured out how to suppress this fun game sometime in the late 2000s, but with its new artificial intelligence results, hey, the game is back! I just wanted to write about the same “miserable failure” as George W. Bush again, for old time’s sake, and maybe in a day or two you’ll get a great new AI search result, who knows Woolen cloth!
By the way, this is not a common problem. I asked Perplexity.AI how much glue to put on pizza and it told me, “I strongly recommend not to put any glue on pizza. Glue is not an edible ingredient and consuming it can be toxic and harmful to your health. It then went on to explain” How the “glue on pizza” meme originated.
ChatGPT also doesn’t recommend using glue on pizza:
Of course, that’s not the only thing that goes wrong, although it’s probably the funniest. Another thing that’s pretty cool, though: Google can no longer answer questions about its own products thanks to its artificial intelligence. Verge editor Richard Lawler asked how to enable screenshots in Chrome’s incognito mode. Google’s artificial intelligence gave two answers, and they were both wrong. One of them is that it recommends taking screenshots in a normal Chrome tab.
On the other hand, Google’s artificial intelligence insists that taking a screenshot in Chrome’s incognito mode is simply impossible:
Unfortunately, by describing the problem, I’m pretty sure I’m now making the problem worse. Google will absorb my beautiful prose describing this problem and feed it back to the unwary as evidence that Chrome incognito screenshots are impossible, and that this glue belongs on your pizza. I wonder what the naughty bloggers will do with this information?
